Jeff’s rather private, but he’s got some kind of health issue in his family right now, and is asking for donations.
He’s been away from the scene for too long, but please regard this as an opportunity to let him recall that the intartubes are not an unmitigated cesspool. I know that he wouldn’t be asking for anything if the need weren’t there.
And I’ll not tolerate any criticism of Jeff in the comments, either. If you want to slag him, you’ve got his email address. I’m not hosting it and I’m not listening to it.
Later today, after Brendan’s gotten back from dropping his buddy back off in Beloit, I’m hitting the road to drive all the way back to Vermont as quickly as I can manage. I want to thank you all for the kind encouragements you’ve sent my way.
In fact, if you know of any businesses who are looking for website work, and I can sell them on SunAnt, I will forward the commission to Jeff.
That’s a good ’shot across the bow’ for thor to absorb, since he’s the only unmitigated asshole with the cesspool full of hate, and is the prime candidate of one who would comment negatively about Jeff G. Well, maybe Nishi, but she’s more into sending entire swaths of humanity, those she’s decided are on the wrong side of her blessed bell curves, into the new ultra-lefty-progressive eugenics-first, Obama-approved, death-can’t-come-quickly-enough pools that she craves. With a side order of nanobots, of course.
Hang in there Dan!
Thanks, serr. I don’t really have to “hang in there,” though. I’ve been very blessed, not least in my small but select audience.
Forgiving that Darleen’s persona is that of enraged sputtering hag, forgiving that to imagine her is to imagine a large woman in a flowered smock spinning in circles while madly swinging her flabby arms at the omnipresent Progressive oppressors in her head, I’m going on the record and declaring her as simply fuckin’ deranged.
And by deranged I’m not just talking about your average paranoiac, the type you shake by the shoulders to break-up a loud conversation they’re having with themselves, the type that look back at you with terror in their eyes because it takes ‘em a minute to figure out who you are and why you’re shaking them. I’m talking a new age type of derangement that requires the cutting off of the outside world and a small smoke-filled room where reality and escapist lunacy are in constant blur. I’m describing a full addiction to enthusiastic lunacies that send internet bloggers to the verge, but, alas, where their derangement is laid bare.
We’ve all been witness to Darleen’s preposterous horseshit-filled narrations on topics that she can’t quite find the specifics in which to satisfy the educated. But for deranged Darleen what trumps any and all facts, or lack thereof, is a clever cover of holding one’s self out as a crackpot Prog-destroyer mystic who is smugly superior in every way to that of those who openly laugh at her. Darleen’s crazed arguments never fail, in her mind at least, and it’s the Progs who attack and counterattack her fantasies that need to be destroyed, that’s all. All any deranged blogger need do is attack and delete a potent enemy’s comments so that – poof! – their enemy is destroyed once and for all. Darleen’s prog-as-enemy hallucinations are a brilliant diversion for her true derangement, or so she believes, I mean, fuck, let’s not forget she’s deranged.
C’mon, thor. This post is about Jeff’s family, not Darleen, not his site.
Wishing Jeff and his family well. Thanks for letting us know, Dan.
Thanks Dan, for the heads up.
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You’re a delirious hick.
In reality, that strange existence that you might only have a vague understanding of, Jeff and I were never mortal enemies and I wish him and his family the best. I have nothing against the guy. We stir the beans in an opposite direction, that’s all.
I don’t post on PW and haven’t since he emailed me, prior to that Jeff allowed me to post there.
Sorry you were under a false impression, but it’s understandable. You’re hick-stupid.
Shit – I am no fan of Jeff G personally, but I do wish him well nonetheless. I won’t post that over at his place, but I mean it: best wishes and prayers to JG and his family.
edge,
That’s about the 5th time I’ve seen you last PW pub rant re-posted. We all know how you feel about Darleen; I’m sure it’s mutual…
Won’t you ever let by-gones be by-gones?
And, as Dan said, this post is about Jeff experiencing serious problems in his family. You ought to be dropping the guy a line, extending him your well wishes and the sincere hope that his crisis soon passes…
And, you know, maybe let him hold a little somethin’…
Can’t post a rant about a strong man, so’s you’re picking on Darleen, again, thor? And right out of the blue, with no reason for it?
With all your oft-repeated yapping bromides about ‘hicks’ and ’stupid’, you are the prototypical Bell & Howell projector. There’s nothing you’ve said or done in your entire miserable life that could stand out as either virtuous or civil, and your postings, while couched in droppings of vague literary form, “le reel ecrit“, are the epitome of unremarkable stupidity. Why do you, supposedly trained as a writer, even bother, if you can’t create something of beauty? Anyone can shit on the floor, or on another person’s blog, and you excel only at that.
Yes, you posted guttural vomit on PW, none of it of any redeeming use or value. You posted in the Pub the most vile rant I’ve ever read (it’s still visible in my g00gle reader, if anyone’s interested) against Darleen, and Jeff rightly slapped you down. (Not the sort of slap-down that I’d give you on sight, but nice. I’d make it hurt.)
Why don’t you, Mr. thor, take your literary locomations and output your spleen’s content to your own blog? I’ve heard it’s easy enough to do. But that’s not as cheap as shitting on other people’s blogs; you’ve that art down pat.
Dan,
Sorry, i will never understand why you tolerate that subcutaneous infection of thor here. If his reply here isn’t enough proof that he’s not here for debate, then I don’t know what is. Spirited debate doesn’t require suffering such outrageous personal comments. There’s no virtue in tolerating scurrility.
bastiches – just ignore it. or respond to it. or ignore it. tohr is twisted, to be sure. but shutting him up by banning him, from my perspective, is best left to nazis, maoists, or soviets.
Dan may feel differently – and this is his place – but that’s my take.
Hmmmph. Nazis, Maoists, or Soviets would have his back against a wall or his head on a pike.
It would probably still be babbling whilst being impaled or punctured. Some you just can’t quieten down, until the buzzards have their tongues.
Yeah, I know. Sorry. This morning I was busy, had no time, and couldn’t think of anything to write so I slapped that infamous blast from the past in… because I still think it’s so-so effen funny.
Mocking PW’ers sends them far over the edge. It’s incredible, really-really whack. Look at serr8d, his first post, that nutter thinks because I’m on to his/their psychosis that I’m Teh Evooool. They’ve even sunk so low as to pretend they’re me, posting God-knows-what on PW, and of course, let’s not forget that the last time I read PW my “Mom was sucking cock in hell.”
Lest we forget, outside of an unusual sense of humor, I’m fuckin’ sane. HEHEHEE.
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What, pray tell, would you like to debate?
I think you should send Jeff $75. Tell me where I’m wrong.
Well, one day your mother met your father….
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