You all recall the 12 Labors of Herakles, the greatest of Greek heroes. Now that a demi-god walks among us, it’s time for comparisons. Consider, and suggest, the 12 greatest labors of Obamakles.
I mean, holy shit, this guy’s been in office less than a year and already he’s proclaimed the awesomest National School Week EVAH!
One great labor of Obamakles: getting an unrepentant domestic terrorist to ghost-write his biography.
Cleaning out the
Augean StablesAmerican taxpayers…During the campaign he siezed
Hippolyte’s BeltHillary’s tummy control top pantyhose and defeated theAmazonsPuma’s…Also, during the campaign he captured
The Cattle of Geryonthe evangelical and Catholic voters…I am told that Obama once had to wipe his own ass.
You would’ve figured that with so many willing oblameless asskissers, there’d be people more than happy to give zero a rimjob.
-Convincing the clinging Typical White Persons to vote for him.
-Battling the raaaaacists who don’t want to see Obamacare pass.
-Resisting Janeane Garofalo’s advances.
-Finding a place to hide where Michelle can’t nag him so he gets a few minutes of friggin’ peace!
-Having to deal with inferior people [ie: the rest of the human race].
-Having to waste so much time being re-elected when he should, like Caesar, have been Appointed Dictator-For-Life by now.
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SOME CAT NAMED OBAMACULES
feats so difficult that they seemed impossible
Educate thor.