What an unfortunate story.
“I don’t know who kidnapped me…,” said the 79-year-old priest during a press conference at the Villamor Air Base in Pasay City…
If I were to be kidnapped by a band of MILFs, I would be completely okay with it. But then, I am not a priest.
The luck of the Irish – for him at least…
“I have no desire to leave [my work in the Philippines], although I don’t think they’ll kidnap me again. I think if they wanted to kidnap somebody they’d be inclined to go for a much younger man because I was not able always to … keep going – I often had to rest…”
A simple search of the term “MILF” makes me very jealous of the good priest. I didn’t know this group was so active… and flexible… and such good sports. Kind of smashes the stereotype of the typical Muslim Extremist.
You had me at “MILF Rebel Kidnappers…”
after doing a google search for MILF, i think i may go to the philippines and become a MILF hunter, just in case another priest gets kidnapped.
I might become a MILF recruiter.
Finally, a rebel group that can unite the entire world.
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I’m new to this fine blog, so I’ve really got to ask a question-Are U a Cryptonomicon devotee? Do ya fondly remember the Philipines? Have a hankering to scuba dive in Manila Bay?
yessir – and a thousander to boot!
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