The Oprah is doing a full on, in depth Christmas special on The One tomorrow night.
First of all, I’m shocked they actually call it a “Christmas special.” I can’t wait to see how many intolerant Christmas-bashing libs get mad about that.
And second, I thought it would be funny to make a list of all the horrible stuff I’d rather endure than actually sit and watch it. So here they are in no particular order, and please feel free to add your own!
Things I’d rather do than watch Christmas at the Whitehouse:
- I’d rather pluck Henry Waxman’s nose hairs
- I’d rather watch Pelosi get botoxicated
- I’d rather do publicity for Tiger Woods
- I’d rather let our safe school czar teach me about sex
- I’d rather quote poetry with Algore
- I’d rather pose for PETA in the buff
- Hell, I’d even rather sit and watch 10 whole hours of Keith Olbermann or Rachel Maddow
You get the picture. Needless to say, Sunday night, I will NOT be watching the two terrible O’s celebrate Christmas. I’ve got a lot going on. What about you?
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Agreed – I am no fan of Blooplah’s – also, I wonder where people find the time to watch her – when they should be blogging.
I’d rather wipe up Barney Frank’s spittle after a floor speech.
wow… nasty
Someone’s gotta do it. Otherwise people would be slipping all over the place.
In fact, some mop company in Massachusetts got $6 million from the stimulus. They said no thanks, Frank’s time in office has given them plenty to sell over the years.
Fine – I’ll play along.
I would rather listen to the entire Depeche Mode catalog – over and over – locked in a racquetball court for 3 days with only warm Clamato to drink.
That’s going to sting when it falls far short of the Palin appearance.
I’d rather referee a spittle-flecked argument between a California district attorney and a Colorado English professor.
I’ll be shrinking my jeans that night…
Has anyone here seen the Pixar Christmas special, Prep and Landing? Just watched it on hulu. I thought it was cute.
I don’t have “regular TV”, but even if I did, I’d not be watching this. Never really got into Oprah’s TV show, no matter who she had on, but I have liked some of the stuff in her mag. If someone else bought it. I’d read it in a dentist’s office, is what I’m saying.
I’ve never picked up her magazine. I attempted to read a book she recommended once, and I hated it.
I’d rather watch the Star Wars Holiday Special, followed by listening to a scratched mono LP of William Shatner’s Greatest Hits.
LOL, good to see you back!
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