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23Mar/108

Wackjob Amy Bishop’s Husband’s Gun

Her husband denied knowing where she'd gotten the gun, he said previously, and (oddly, since she'd killed her brother with one) didn't think to ask. Turns out, it seems, that it was his gun, which he'd asked a friend to purchase for him a couple of decades back, when he was "having trouble with a neighbor." The weapon was purchased in New Hampshire, because of Massachusetts' waiting period, so apparently needed somewhat urgently at the time, but ready to hand when once again other people's reality threatened to intrude.

"She said it was no way she was there, no way it happened. 'I wasn't there.' That kept being a reoccurring thing throughout the interview," Gray said.

Bishop's attorney has said that that she doesn't remember the shootings, and she herself said the shootings "didn't happen" in her only public comments since the killings.

"What about the people who died?" a reporter asked as she was led to a police car hours after the killings.

"There's no way. They're still alive," she responded.

What she means to say is that it's simply too inconvenient for her that they died when she pumped bullets into them. (Thanks to Sarah W.)

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  1. I keep telling you these guns are a big fucking deal. That is why we are taking them away from you all. Second Amendment my ass, we will justify it as a health care measure.

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  2. So Joey, when are you going to take them away from the criminals? You know, the one’s who have already been convicted and are back out on the streets. Oh, I know. “The police will protect you!” Is that the same ‘police’ the courts have said ‘have NO DUTY to protect’? When seconds count, dial 9-1-1. Then be prepared to wait.

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  3. Are they going to prosecute the guy who bought it for him?

    It sounds like the classic “straw purchase” to me, which is one of the things the Leftists whiz in their pants about….Unless, of course, it’s a Leftist who winds up with the firearm.

    OMG! Gun Show Loopholes! Straw Purchases! Killers getting firearms, without proper oversight. Amy Bishop didn’t fill out a proper Form 4473 before obtaining a firearm!!!

    Eleventy!!!!!

    Oh, wait a minute here. She’s a leftist, and a College Professor. Well it’s all right, then. Leftist Loons don’t count, I don’t think.

    Sheesh!

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  4. Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done
    Dum, dum, dum, it’s the sound of my gun
    Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done
    Dum, dum, dum, it’s the sound, it’s the sound…
    Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah….

    Amy’s got a gun
    Amy’s got a gun
    Her whole world’s come undone
    From looking straight at the sun
    What did Amy do?
    What did she put the faculty through?

    They say when Amy was arrested
    They realized she killed her brother too
    But man, he had it comin’
    Now that Amy’s got a gun
    She ain’t never gonna be the same

    Amy’s got a gun
    Amy’s got a gun
    Her dog day’s just begun
    Now everybody is on the run
    Tell her now it’s untrue
    What did the faculty do?

    The faculty was a little rude to Amy
    The girl has got to be insane
    They say the spell that she was under
    From the liberals and the thunder
    Knew that someone had to stop the rain

    Run away, run away from the pain
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

    Run away, run away from the pain
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Run away, run away, run, run away

    Amy’s got a gun
    Amy’s got a gun
    Her dog day’s just begun
    Now everybody is on the run
    What did the faculty do
    It’s Amy’s last I.O.U.

    She had to take them down easy
    And put a bullet in their brains
    She said ’cause nobody believes me
    Their all a bunch of sleeze
    They ain’t never gonna be the same

    Run away, run away from the pain
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Run away, run away from the pain
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Run away, run away, run, run away

    Amy’s got a gun
    Amy’s got a gun
    Amy’s got a gun
    Everybody is on the run

    Amy’s got a gun
    Her dog day’s just begun
    Now everybody’s on the run (Honey, honey what’s your problem)
    ‘Cause Amy’s got a gun (Tell me it ain’t right)
    Amy’s got a gun (Was the faculty tenure robbin’)
    Her dog day’s just begun (That made you scream at night)
    Now everybody’s on the run
    Amy’s got a gun

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  5. But…but…then District Attorney Delahunt, now Congressman Delahunt ( D. Cuba, Venezuela ) was and is very anti gun. How could this happen? Shotgunning, car jacking, pipe bombs all on his, or other ‘have you eaten your government oatmeal yet’ lefties watch?

    I blame Bush.

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  6. When they were having trouble with a neighbor?

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