POWIP ALERT – Dan is a Poor Mushroom-Picker
Hit the tip jar.Because Dan is poor. Also, if you haven't heard: Dan is poor. Because Dan is poor, you should hit the tip jar.
Political analysis to cover the poor Dan tip jar contributions - we are well and truly fucked.
It works like this: businesses hire people when there seems to be a good opportunity to add a person or two or 3 thousand and by so doing net more money despite the additional payroll.
Likewise, businesses invest in capital expenditures when it seems that ramping up will net more cash in the aggregate.
In normal times, business decision-makers are most concerned with the marketplace, their competitors, opportunity, and pulling the trigger at the appropriate time. In normal times, one can expect government to do bone-headed shit. But it is usually predictable bone-headed shit that can be more or less anticipated.
These days, however, it seems government has decided to become unpredictable - hmmmm - governed by whimsy. Now this is terrifying to business owners, who employ people and buy shit that other business that employ other people make.
So, is it any wonder that businesses refuse to spend the money they have in the manner they would normally spend it?
Moral of the story - never, ever, elect a POTUS who a) knows nothing about private enterprise, b) has contempt for the working people who comprise small business, c) has never had to worry about making payroll, d) doesnt even have a modicum of theoretical knowledge regarding the reality of how jobs are created.
PS What do you get when you cross a Dan and an octopus?
Also, this splains Dan's loooooowly state.
Long-Distance Driving Reflections
Driving back to Vermont, I got to thinking (by way of signage) about the variety of laws promulgated by the states, and reflecting on which made the most and the least sense. So . . . here's your opportunity to vent about the worst and laud the best state laws, not relating solely to traffic, with reasons given, please.
Oh, and Illinois . . . screw your toll booths and the way they're set up. If I were the Governor, I'd designate a week's holiday from paying tolls (maybe around Thanksgiving), just so people could get a good idea of what they've been suckered into. And I-Pass? I'd like to know which politicians are invested in the company that makes those gadgets.
And, just because it hasn't been posted here, yet, my crackers:
The Sweat
Last night I attended a sweat lodge.
There were seven of us and the lodge--named "Unity Lodge"--was in a big field about thirty miles from my house. The lady who owned the land/put on the lodge said she was trained in the Lakota fashion, not that I would know the difference between a Lakota lodge or any other. A fire pit had been going all day, heating the stones that would be placed in the lodge. There were some other things, a small ceremonial mound, etc. but the significance of these things wasn't explained.
We were smudged with sage before we went in, one at a time. The way to enter the lodge was on the knees, saying a phrase, and always moving clockwise once you were in the lodge. Once we were in and in our "spots" one of the guys brought in the hot rocks from outside and placed them in a pit in the middle of the lodge. The rocks--"the grandfathers"--were then blessed one at a time with some herbs and sweetgrass. The flap was closed and it was totally dark.
The theme for the meeting that night was "integrity." Leading by example. Being honest. I could agree with that. So began our prayers.
The first round focused on our "theme." After each person said their general prayer, a cupful of water was put on the stones. After that round was completed, more stones were brought in from outside and we were sealed in again. (After each round, the flap was opened to let in some fresh air and water was passed around.) The second round of prayers were "for the children." I have to admit, I had to work to come up with something civil and not sarcastic. (I think I'm just too contrary for all the seriousness and ceremony.) This time, two cupfuls were poured on the rocks after each prayer. After this second round, my mom left the lodge because she didn't want to get overheated. The third round were prayers for healing and, as you've likely guessed, three cupfuls of water were poured on after each prayer. Another person excused himself after this round. The final round were prayers of gratitude, pouring four cupfuls after each prayer. It was very hot. The first two rounds didn't seem that hot so the intensity of the third and especially fourth rounds caught me by surprise.
So why did I go? To check it out. To network (almost everyone was from out of town, though, so not a lot of business leads there). To say I did it and made it through.
And for Enoch.
I know that may not be anything he wants to hear, but his loss has always made me feel...guilty, I guess. I felt in some messed up way this was my atonement for those of us who do these crazy things; like somehow this proved we may be "wackos" but we aren't dangerous, that what happened in Sedona was wrong. I thought of Enoch while sitting in the lodge, waiting for the others to pick their places. I wondered what he would think of something like this; like many of these things, the lodge had that contradicting quality of being simultaneously hokey and authentic. There was no money involved; just a group of silly people praying for healing.
After the sweat, I didn't feel all that cleansed or renewed. Mostly I felt soaked with sweat and stinky. But now that I've written this, I realize I got more out of the experience than I originally thought.
Reminder: Jeff Goldstein’s Dad Died
. . . and now he's dealing with the Usual Crap on top of it. Don't know the details, because he's nuked the offending comments, but he's righteously pissed, as he should be.
Anyway, I dunno . . . if you read this site, and you appreciate it, and maybe if you've ever thought of hitting that tip jar but haven't, please go over to Jeff's place and bump in, because Lord knows he could use the scratch. He's the closest thing to a blogdaddy that I've got, FWIW (having leaped fully formed from the forehead of Zeus).
On the plus side, I picked 7.75 lbs of chanterelles, today, and got $12/lb. Still don't know exactly what my employment status is, otherwise. Mary and Aidan head out to Scotland for a month to visit her mum tomorrow, so Boston bound.
Paul Ryan on the actual fierce urgency of now
And he's not using it as just another throw-away line, you know, a cliche-JUST WORDS!, like Present-dent Obeyme. No, the Wisconsin Congressman is talking about real choices that we face, as a nation, in the not-so-distant future:
"Are we going to reclaim the American idea -- an entrepreneurial economy where you make the most of your life, you tap your potential, we reinvigorate the principles of liberty, freedom, free enterprise -- and defend the morality of that -- or are we going to abandon that and switch over toward a European-style, cradle-to-grave welfare state where we drain people of their incentive and will to make the most of their lives and make them more dependent on the government?"
"[Progressives] believe that we ought to have the government so much more involved in our lives, as the more determining factor in our lives, rather than ourselves. So we have to ask ourselves a question: Do we want an entrepreneurial society that gets prosperity turned back on in the 21st century, where individual merit, entrepreneurial activity defines the American economy, or are we going to have more and more people dependent on the government for their livelihoods? And that is going to drain them of their ability and their will to make the most of their lives. That's sort of the fork in the road we are at, and it's really being precipitated by the current direction of our government and the debt crisis because of entitlement explosion that's coming in the future. Those things are coming together. We've got to make a decision in 2010 and in 2012 what kind of country we want to be in the 21st century economy."
Ryan, a refreshing change from the archetypal, ingratiating, phony career politician, contrasts the opposing ideologies clearly, succinctly, and starkly; which, in my humble opinion, is what more conservatives need to be doing these days. Outline clear choices for the public, instead of "Democrat" vs "Democrat-lite", and let them make their choice.
But in addition to his refreshing candor and economic prowess, Mr. Ryan also has a vision of what we must do to get our economy, and indeed the nation, back on the right track. That vision is contained a plan called, "A Roadmap for America's Future"; a link for an interactive site where his plan is explained is here, and a link to the Congressional document is here. In short, his plan addresses healthcare through market based processes, as well as reforming entitlements, the budgetary process, and the tax codes. The tax code part is one of my personal favorites:
A world-class tax system should be simple, fair, and efficient. The U.S. tax code fails on all three counts. The system is notoriously complex, as families must spend significant time and money negotiating a labyrinth of deductions and credits, a tangle of different rules for characterizing income, and a variety of schedules for taxing that income. The code is also patently unfair, as many of the deductions and preferences in the system – which serve to narrow the tax base – are mainly used by a relatively small class of mostly higher-income individuals. It is also highly inefficient, as tax considerations, rather than economic fundamentals, often distort individual decisions to work, save, and invest, leading to a misallocation of resources and slower economic growth.
This reform proposal responds in a fundamentally American way: it offers individuals a choice. Individuals can choose to pay their Federal taxes under the existing code, with all the familiar deductions and schedules; or they can move to a highly simplified income tax system. The simplified plan broadens the tax base by clearing out nearly all of the existing deductions and credits, compresses the tax schedule down to two low rates, and retains a generous standard deduction and exemption level. The tax form for this system would fit on a postcard. The goal is a more simple, fair, and efficient tax code, the components of which are described below.
Sounds like a winning idea to me, Paul. But I'm not the only one taking note, listen to the observations of Niall Ferguson of Harvard Business school who also recognizes the value of Ryan's proposals:
Ferguson called for what he called “radical” measures. “I can’t emphasize strongly enough the need for radical fiscal reform to restore the incentives for work and remove the incentives for idleness.” He praised “really radical reform of the sort that, for example, Paul Ryan [the ranking Republican on the House Budget Committee] has outlined in his wonderful ‘Roadmap’ for radical, root-and-branch reform not only of the tax system but of the entitlement system” and “unleash entrepreneurial innovation.” Otherwise, Ferguson warned: “Do you want to be a kind of implicit part of the European Union? I’d advise you against it.” [emphasis-ed.]
There are many conervatives in the GOP leadership, the grass-roots groups, and among the rank and file, that strongly recommend that the Republicans as a whole, and indeed the entire conservative "movement", get behind Paul Ryan's plan; very much in the same way that like minded folks got behind, "The Contract for America", in the early 1990's. I am in complete accordance with this notion and, speaking as one who writes letters and telephones my "congresscritters"ad nauseam, would urge all conservatives to not only become familiar with the details of Ryan's plan, but to strongly urge their representatives to get behind it as well. Not simply for political reasons, but because of value to our nation, at a critical juncture, of the entire plan.
I admire Paul Ryan greatly, and think that he could become a major player in national level politics. Although our old pal sdferr from the PW commentariat thinks him an excellent legislator, would prefer to see him stay in the House of Senate, and often takes me to task for suggesting otherwise at this juncture, I confess to secretly wishing to see him somewhere on the presidential ticket in 2012; if motivated only by the dearth of talent that I see now at that level. I mean, does Daniels/Ryan, or Christie/Ryan, really sound that bad to you, dear reader?
Still, whether as VP, or Speaker of the House, I believe that Paul Ryan knows the right direction for our nation, can articulate his vision well, is capable of summarizing perilously "wonky" solutions in a way that laypersons and dilletantes can easily grasp, and who's tall, dark, and handsome good looks don't hurt either. Indeed, the only shortcoming I percieve is a lack of direct foreign policy experience; a persian flaw that can be overcome by surrounding oneself with the right people. He's most definitely an "Anti-Obama"; a quantity that America will surely need after 4 years of the Cloward-Piven-ist, Trans-National-Socialist, MaObama.
All-in-all, a very Reagan-esque package, if I do say so myself, and someone to keep an eye out for in the years to come. Tell me your impressions, kind reader; what do you think?
Pension news roundup 17July2010…
....Live from the UK!
Over here for a spreadsheets risk conference at the University of Greenwich [love this place, it's gorgeous - highly recommend as a tourist destination! See the home of Greenwich Mean Time!]
But pension news doesn't sleep.
- Europeans need to get real about retirement age
- Greek pension reforms and the attendant protests, with the invite to Merkel to go on patrol with Greek cops. I think she should counteroffer the cops to come to Germany to meet the people who they're getting money from.
- Shittiest funded ratio out there? No problem! Let's do a little pension spiking!. And given the financial shenanigans they've been trying to keep afloat, yeah, I'm thinking Illinois will implode before New Jersey or California.
- Don't we all love stories about corrupt public employees with ginormous pensions? Here's a former sheriff, convicted for witness tampering, with an >200K pension. I also liked the touch of showing the high pension of the not-corrupt-but-phenomenally-stupid Robert Citron, who bankrupted Orange County through trades he had no business making.
What I Learned On My Summer Vacation
All our lives, we are waking up, to death.
And that's not a bad thing. It's just the way it is.
Also, that one's blog naturally improves when one leaves it to one's guest bloggers. More shortly.
Solutions for Leftists – Shopping Wal-Mart without Any of Your Friends Knowing
Here at POWIP, we pride ourselves on being "part of the solution." This is the first part in a series of posts aimed at creating real-world solutions for our dreamy, rose-colored-glasses friends.
The Problem: Karl would like to continue shopping at Wal-Mart. But just last week, he was nearly found out when the mother of a friend of his kids from soccer club came strolling down aisle 4. She makes a mean cheesecake, to be sure, but she was hardly unrecognizable in her disguise (sweat pants and Packers jersey... with some hideous flip-flops). Karl, knowing it was her, quickly ducked behind a rack of notepads. She passed without incident. But it was enough to put the fear of Gaea into him.
Solution: for our liberal friends who embrace the idea of boycotting Wal-Mart - but continue to shop there in spite of the grave risk of being outed by their friends and neighbors (and the ensuing scandal), we provide the following interactive Wal-Mart Store Finder:
Please also find the following helpful links for those who desire a higher degree of anonymity:
Car Rental (with discount coupons)
Enjoy your schlepping with the Common Man!
Respectfully,
the Pleebs of POWIP.
NOTE: next in our series - "How to Remove the Embarrassing Smell of Tater Tots from Your Home"
Uh-oh, Zbigniew Brzezinski goes there
He uses the "M" word...
I hear you saying, "Oh no, he di'int!" But, alas, O!h yes, kind reader, he did. He spoke of...national malaise !
Can you hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth emanating from 1600 Pennslyvania Avenue? It's Pres. Obama & Co. reacting to Zbigniew Brzezinki pinning on Barack Obama the word that doomed Jimmy Carter: "malaise."
On Morning Joe, Carter's former national security adviser said there "is a sense of pervasive malaise" in America. What's worse, suggested Zbig, Pres. Obama hasn't been able to figure out how to deal with the malaise.
I'm not sure that the timing could be better, the schadenfreude sweeter, than good ol' Zbig layin' this marker down on the same day that Captain Kickazz talked about how his policies have saved us...
But what I really wonder is, especially with the rumors that the lame-duck Congress will ram through cap-n-trade, will we be getting speeches this winter, regarding energy policy, where he's wearing a cardigan sweater and telling us to turn down our thermostats?













