POWIP Piece of Work In Progress

28Sep/101

NEW from POWIP!

Initiative: Productizing Dan

All the kids are doing it!

Product Title: The Virtual Pet Dan

Version: The Bleg Edition - 1.53.903

SKU: Virtual-Pet-Dan-approved-with-powip-creature

Price (USD): variable

Description: Safe in the Fort Knox vaults for the last 5 decades, The Virtual Pet Dan (Bleg Edition) has been approved by the US Treasury for immediate release to the public.

Virtual product includes:

- cardboard box
- typeface (classic mismatched font for timeless appeal)
- stamp of your choosing* ("Approved" stamp pictured)
- integrated POWIP creature (as seen on this blog!)
- illegible WARNING message

Upgrades include virtual stuff with which to fill the box and actual meatspace goodwill!

Testimonials (from actual customers):

"...since purchasing the virtual box thing from Doug's place, my penis has grown 3 inches!" - Hal Jalikakik, AR

"I didn't believe getting that thing over at Don's place would get rid of my gout... but sure as bears shit in the woods, my Gout is gone. Thanks Don!" - Barb Ituitz, WI

"All I can say is 'POWIP, you've done it again'. I thought my marriage was done for." - Anon

"I couldn't believe what I found in my Pet Dan." - Fishman

"Hory Clap!" - Japanese Guy

"I would very much liking to tell you how mostly excellent this product has meant to me and my children." - Convenience Store Manager, CO

Friends - don't delay for another minute what you could do today or tomorrow or later. When you could just go ahead and purchase your very own Pet Dan today!

Suggested retail price is a lot. But we are selling them for a lot less. We've cut out the middleman/woman because we wanted to either pass the savings on to you or pocket the difference.

We are prepared to sell you your very own Pet Dan (complete with virtual product box in order that it seems like you are buying something that would need a box) for peanuts.

3 easy steps to owning your very own Pet Dan.

1. Hit Dan's tip jar and he'll send you a personalized auto-responder of gratitude (and those things ain't cheap either).

2. Right click on the image.

3. Save the image to your local machine.

4. Edit it at your leisure with your preferred image editing software.

It's that easy. No muss, no fuss.

And as an added bonus, we'll even throw in permission to reproduce and distribute your very own Pet Dan for FREE!

Enoch_Root

AKA. Bobby Donn Brubaker (the most popular man in Mesa, AZ), the Umbrella of Terror, Jack Ketch.

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28Sep/1041

The Sad Truth About Blogging in Obscurity [UPDATE]

Today's most visited posts are below the fold, with the number of unique viewers for each, and the percentage change up or down since yesterday.

You'll notice that despite my posts today (the top figure is for the front page of the blog), the most visited post is one that I wrote regarding dipping my balls in pudding at the Scott Brown shindig. And the reason that it's visited is because someone asked what the pudding thing was, over at Ace's place.

It makes me sad. And then it makes me mad, Dad. You know, I'm not sure what I have to do to get a glance from the likes of Glenn Reynolds, or Ed Morrissey, or any of Breitbart's Bigs, or Ace, or Dan Riehl, or Treach, or Jim Hoft, or The Blaze, or Red State, or Geraghty, or dozens of others. You know, I used to get a little attention when I was at Jeff's place, but I doubt it's because my writing's declined. I'm not asking that you all link me up on a regular basis, but it would be nice to know that you at least have me in your readers. As little traffic as I drive, I do link you all up, and it would be nice to see the occasional reciprocal gesture.

Many times, as with Loretta King searches this week, I get a lot of way-behind-the-curve hits from searches, because I've already been on top of the story, putting the pieces together, trying to drum up more interest. Boobs are a perennial, but some of these stories you've seen here before you've seen them elsewhere in blogs, because I spend a lot of time scanning a very wide variety of sources.

Hell, I even link up their blegs, whereas the last one I succumbed to realized $50 (and, BTW, my thanks once again to the donors). Am I blegging again? You're darned tootin' I am. I've got something in the works, but it's slow going. As you know, I spent the summer mushrooming my ass off to make ends meet, but that's gone. I've applied to a local toy outfit for seasonal employment, but haven't heard back. For the moment, my copywriting and copyediting has dried up.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it's been 10 years since I've had something that could rightly be termed a vacation. I want to work. I really do. But I've gotten to a place in my life where my daemon is all over me when I'm doing something that doesn't mean a lot to me. I flatter myself that I've been able to do things of service to other people, but I seem incapable of helping myself. Is it my attitude? I don't know, because the number of people who actually talk to me on the intarwebs is very small.

You know, the Island of Misfit Bloggers is a laugh, but as usual, I'm at my most serious when seeming most humorous. Express your support for the little guys, the ones who persevere despite the lack of acknowledgment, even if it's not by hitting the tip jar. And if you're one of the people who links me, who doesn't get any love in return, I want to know, because I imagine I can be just as obtuse as anybody.

While you're at it, please take to heart the fact that my brother's company, SunAnt.com, lost James Shore by the negligence of New Age Guru James Arthur Ray. They do custom websites for businesses and individuals, and they do it for less and better than their competitors.

And let me take this chance to thank especially my co-bloggers, whose efforts I appreciate a lot, and who sometimes receive even less attention than I.

UPDATE: My cri du coeur finds an echo in Maetenloch!

MORE: Thanks to an anonymous donor for the very generous $100 donation.

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28Sep/105

Obama Sees FOX as Destructive, Self-Interested

From NRO:

In his most forceful criticism of Fox News yet, President Obama told Rolling Stone that the network is "ultimately destructive for the long-term growth of a country."

"You had folks like Hearst who used their newspapers very intentionally to promote their viewpoints. I think Fox is part of that tradition – it is part of the tradition that has a very clear, undeniable point of view," Obama said.

Unsurprisingly, Obama called Fox's voice "a point of view that I disagree with. It's a point of view that I think is ultimately destructive for the long-term growth of a country that has a vibrant middle class and is competitive in the world."

"But as an economic enterprise, it's been wildly successful. And I suspect that if you ask Mr. Murdoch what his number one concern is, it's that Fox is very successful."

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28Sep/102

FBI Terror Suspect and SEIU Employee Iosbaker Tied to New Party, Obama’s First Political Backers [UPDATE: Andy Stern Said Under FBI Investigation][UPDATEx2: Radical Head of Arab American Action Network Also Visited]

Yesterday, I touched on this, here. Today, it's the subject of a post at Big Government. For more background, I recommend that you read Trevor Loudon's posts on the subject.

Just another example of the connections between domestic terror and the Tea Party.

Related: Bob Beckel threatens Pam Geller:

Here's something you don't hear very often from a Fox News Contributor "You're a woman, you better be careful about saying who I carry water for," but that was the threat Bob Beckel made to my friend, Pamela Geller editor of Atlas Shrugs during a heated exchange on Eric Bolling's Fox Business News show Money Rocks last night.

UPDATE, via Drew M. at Ace's:

Prominent ex-labor leader Andy Stern is reportedly being investigated by the FBI and Department of Labor as part of a corruption probe involving the Service Employees International Union, authorities said.

Two organized labor officials met with federal agents this summer to answer questions about Stern’s role in approving money to pay the salary of an SEIU leader in California who performed no work and a book contract that Stern landed in 2006, The Los Angeles Times reported today on its website.

Read the whole thing.

UPDATEx2: Jim Hoft on another Obama pal, Hatem Abudayyeh. Just read the whole thing.

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28Sep/102

Study: Mortgage Crisis Caused by Loaning Money to People Undeserving of Credit

Really?

The housing crisis wasn't caused by much-maligned exotic loans so much as lending huge sums of money to unworthy borrowers, a report released Monday suggested.

The misdiagnosis of the housing bubble, whose implosion in 2007 knocked out the broader economy, drove Congress to overreact and ban useful tools, according to a report from the Corky McMillin Center for Real Estate at San Diego State University.

The study examined lending practices in 12 countries and found that many make extensive use of loans in which the borrower avoids paying down principal for a fixed period. With the exception of the United Kingdom, none of these countries had a foreclosure problem nearly as bad as what the United States has endured.

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But the crisis cannot be blamed on those borrowers, nor on mortgage brokers or real estate agents, according to a report from the Joint Center for Housing Studies of Harvard University, also released Monday.

Instead, authors Eric Belsky and Nela Richardson said that lenders made the mistake of opening up loans to people who had already proven themselves unable to pay.

Wall Street financiers then took these higher-risk loans and combined them into mortgage-backed securities, which in turn received high grades from ratings agencies. The system created a cycle that built on itself, even as regulators failed to apply the brakes to the system.

"Had the financial system itself contained the risk better ---- through effective self-policing or through stronger regulation ---- the performance of nonprime loans (and prime loans for that matter) might well have been much better," the report said.

Article goes on to say that Dodd-Frank is counterproductive. Whodathunkit?

In related news, the IPCC now thinks maybe the sun has something to do with climate.

Also related, via Drudge: Vegas Hotel Pool 'Death Ray' Burns Tourists. Just call it headline of the morning, baby.

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28Sep/103

Ethics: DoJ, Turbo Timmah, Congressional Staffers, Dearborn, Mexico, Punched Hippies

The more laws, the less justice. Marcus Tullius Cicero

Via Glenn Reynolds, who suggests maybe it's time for a loser pays approach to lawsuits, Rodney Balko analyzes a USA Today investigative piece that finds rampant ethics violations at the DoJ, which are swept under the rug or result in wrist slaps:

Last week, USA Today published the results of a six-month investigation into misconduct by America’s federal prosecutors. The investigation turned up what Pace University law professor Bennett Gershman called a pattern of “serious, glaring misconduct.” Reporters Brad Heath and Kevin McCoy documented 201 cases in which federal prosecutors were chastised by federal judges for serious ethical breaches, ranging from withholding important exculpatory evidence to lying in court to making incriminating but improper remarks in front of juries.

The list is by no means comprehensive, and doesn’t claim to be. I checked the paper’s website for examples of egregious misconduct reported here at Reason: U.S. Attorney Mary Beth Buchanan’s politically-charged prosecution of Pennsylvania doctor Bernard Rottschaefer; Assistant U.S. Attorney Brett Grayson’s outrageous persecution of the Colomb family in Louisiana; and the bogus Mann Act charges brought against Mississippi heart surgeon, Dr. Roger Wiener. None are among the cases in USA Today’s database. The paper should be lauded for its groundbreaking investigation, but as the reporters themselves acknowledge, they’ve really only scratched the surface. (The investigation also only looked at federal cases, which comprise just a tiny portion of the country’s total criminal prosecutions.)

This is today's must read, and I doubt it's going to find its way onto the agenda of 60 Minutes, which is too busy trying to boost the reputation of slumlord and fraud Imam Feisel Rauf.

At Big Government, Tom Fitton reveals what Judicial Watch was able to dig up regarding the orchestrated disinformation campaign the DoJ presented, under oath, with respect to the New Black Panthers. As Andrew Breitbart pointed out a few days ago, Malik Shabazz is the new John Smith, and if anyone interviews you regarding politics, I recommend you use that name.

Jason Mattera springs the moral authority question on Turbo Timmah:

Capitol Hill staffers owed over $9 million in unpaid taxes last year, "a sliver of the $1 billion owed by federal workers nationwide but one with potential political ramifications for members of Congress."

Jury Acquits the Four Christian Evangelists Arrested For Proselytizing at the Dearborn Arab Festival: these people ought to sue the police chief's ass off.

Mexico asks the US to stop deporting its nationals back to them, when they've committed serious criminal offenses. Mexico building anti-illegal immigrant fence along its border with Guatemala.

Via Jim Treacher on Twitter, punched hippies waking up to Obama's arrogance, realizing that they've been lied to and used. And in an epic ephiphany, a New Media Guru realizes that all of Obama's troubles are traceable to a handful of disaffected Proggbloggers.

Related: Chicago guys don't know nothin' 'bout courtin' no wimmens.

Also related, from Ric Locke: "Consider a man alone."

Will "Svengolliwog" Folks writing a tell-all book.

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27Sep/105

Models. Smart Phones.

Via Sex, Cigars & Booze

As long as you're here, it appears that Microsoft is going to move everyone blogging on their other platforms to WordPress. If you're moving, it's the ideal time to employ SunAnt.com to provide you with the site you want, considering that they're liable to provide you with just the basics.

Some linky love for friends:

The fellatio ratio is low.

Lance predicts a Packers victory based on 25-year-old evidence.

No Sheeples takes a look at Lurch.

Axelrod and Obama's commie mentors.

Carol's Closet: It was Larry Summers, so we'd better find a female replacement.

Yid with Lid: Oh, I see!

Serr8d: Obami say Yes! to socialism (via TSI)

Jimmie Bise on SEIU. (ACORN hasn't gone anywhere. FDIC claims they're not playing favorites. Chicagoland has some great schools, and vouchers are unfair).

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27Sep/101

Now I’m Hungry

I'm home sick from work today, and was flipping around the net when I found the story about San Francisco proposing a ban on toys in happy meals that aren't healthy enough.

Now I want to go get a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese ™ and a large fry.

Adam Wells

Living life at 84 mph and 7000 feet. All I ask is that you don't block traffic, act like a professional, and don't act all surprised when your actions have consequences. Oh, and don't complain about the refs; trust me, they don't care if your team wins or not.

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27Sep/102

Dear Prospective Employees

Inspired by this post here.  h/t Vermontaigne

A Note to Prospective Employees -

We here at SunAnt are very appreciative of your interest in working for our firm. We really are.

Unfortunately, whereas in normal economic times, our rapid growth would mean adding additional personnel, for now we, the management and ownership of SunAnt, are just going to work longer hours. This decision has zero to do with you (many of whom are no doubt stellar talents and who in normal economic times we would be more than happy to hire). Rather, our decision is simply one of what is most prudent for our small business.

It may sound weird, but there is a degree of growth which makes sense and a degree of growth that does not. You see, when a business hits a certain level of gross sales, it is not unusual to respond by adding additional personnel to handle additional business. But for the time being we have decided that each partner will work 60 hours per week apiece rather than add an additional employee - and purposefully manage our growth so as not to grow so rapidly that we must hire another employee. This is a strategic decision. Because when growing a business, one has to think about profitability. And it may sound weird, but in some cases a business can be more profitable with fewer sales! Think about it. It is real similar to someone being offered a job for say 91k, but asking the offerer to instead offer them less - let's say 89k per annum, so as to avoid the AMT!  Again, this has nothing to do with you, per se, but rather with the business environment. While we have the audacity to hope for better economic times, and while we hope for a change in our government, we are not confident that the economy is in fact recovering. Further, we are plagued with uncertainty in terms of what the federal government might decide to do next.

In days of yore, it was to be expected that the government (full of lawyers and bureaucrats as it is - nary having held a private sector job or managed a business) would commit flagrant boneheaded acts that would make it more difficult for businesses to succeed. But this is perhaps the first time in American history in which the private sector finds itself competing directly with an openly hostile government. That is, the government we are now saddled with is not only ignorant, but aggressively and purposefully anti-business.  It is unnecessary and a waste of limited resources to go too far into why government is hostile to business. Suffice to say, there is work to be done - and pointing out the obvious conflict between Marxist philosophy and private job creation (enterprise)  is best left to those who most obviously know best (bureaucrats and lawyers and James Wolcott) and have access to limitless resources!

Anyway, thanks for checking in with us. We really do appreciate it. And best of luck to you.

Regretfully,

The Management

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27Sep/102

Jennifer Rubin on Coates: Testimony So Stunning the NYT May Have To Cover It

Coates' testimony "inappropriate," but Colbert's not:

Try as Democrats might to ignore the blockbuster evidence, Coates’s testimony was a game changer. Granted, the testimony contained information already revealed in conservative outlets and by former DOJ attorney J. Christian Adams. But Coates confirmed these facts and added a wealth of new details. An African American attorney and his mother (who also works for DOJ) were harassed for working on a voting case brought against an African American defendant. Obama’s deputy assistant general for civil rights, Julie Fernandez, repeatedly told attorneys not to enforce Section 8 or bring cases against minority defendants. Coates’s supervisor, who directly ordered the case’s dismissal, told him to stop asking applicants if they could enforce laws in a race-neutral fashion. Coates briefed civil rights chief Thomas Perez on the hostility toward race-neutral enforcement of voting laws — before Perez feigned ignorance of such sentiments in sworn testimony. In sum, Coates’s appearance was the scandal’s tipping point.

Conservative outlets have reported on the case for over a year; mainstream reporters have averted their eyes. After Coates’s performance, the Washington Post’s page-one story proclaimed that the case is “ratcheting up.” Politico had pooh-poohed the story; it now acknowledges that conservatives had it correct all along. (“Coates’ highly-charged testimony before the Civil Rights Commission echoed [conservatives’] allegations, as well as the testimony of J. Christian Adams.”) The testimony was so stunning that the New York Times might have to cover it.

Meanwhile, the DOJ’s spokesman bristled that Coates wasn’t “authorized” to testify and wasn’t an “appropriate” witness. In a transparent coordination with Yaki, DOJ’s spokesman blamed the Bush administration for politicizing the department. But it will be impossible to shrug off or smear Coates. As the Post conceded, Coates’s testimony will “carry greater weight because he worked decades ago as an attorney for the American Civil Liberties Union, has won awards from civil rights groups and lacks the partisan GOP resume of the department’s harshest opponents.”

Tangentially related: Segway company owner dies in Segway mishap

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