Jon Stewart is full of crap and his parties are a huge borefest
Psst, this is my clever way making a point about proggies that spread misinformation about conservatism and everything associated with it based on their own bias and mean-spiritedness instead of listening to the other side with a respectful attitude.
What's up, Mama Grizzlies! For those of you who've been hibernating the last few days, a wake for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert's careers was held in Washington, DC today. I didn't watch a bit of it, but here's what I bet happened.
Sam Waterston read a poem about the evil, rich, white, male Republicans that run Wall Street. That portion of the show was sponsored by TD Ameritrade.
Sheryl Crowe sang, "Love is Free, but toilet paper will cost you 10 bucks a square, Peasant".
Fatwa-lover,Cat Stevens Yusuf Islam Kylie Minogue sang Peace Train. (Love "Tea for the Tillerman", Kylie.)
Jon Stewart finally arrived to perform an interpretive dance to "At Last" while B-roll highlights of President Obama's '08 campaign played behind them. Then they rolled out a shrub with a sign on it the said, "Bush" and he lit it on fire. GET IT? GET IT? Chill, Greenies, the lighter fluid was made from whale blubber, so it was organic.
Stephen Colbert picked up Jon Stewart's dry cleaning.
For the finale, Arianna Huffington mowed down all 500 porta-potties with her giant bus. Then the 100 person crowd tipped over both garbage cans, lit the contents on fire and sang "Sarah Palin is a dum-dum" to the tune of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star".
That's what I heard anyway. What a bunch of Cleveland Steamers.
If you really want to know what happened ask Keder andMamaswati. They were there, and they got some great pics. Enjoy.
It's only fair to assume that crazies on the left are just as representative of their side as crazies on the right.
It doesn't matter why someone dresses like Paul Revere, you'll look like a jackass every time.
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October 30th, 2010 - 17:31
“Chill, Greenies, the lighter fluid was made from whale blubber, so it was organic.”
ROFL, great post!
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October 30th, 2010 - 18:13
LOL, I wish I had gone. My sign would have been “Hitler is Ob..er..Hitler!!”
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October 30th, 2010 - 21:59
Hahahaha “sponsored by TD Ameritrade” was priceless.
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October 30th, 2010 - 22:38
Cap’n Ed hits the nail on the head when he comments on the appearance of the fatwa issuing Muslim formerly known as Cat Stevens at the “rally for sanity”:
http://tiny.cc/7jbho
So hip…so edgy…so…embarrassing.
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October 31st, 2010 - 04:50
Media Matters parked in front of Central Liquor explains a lot.
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October 31st, 2010 - 06:09
weird
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October 31st, 2010 - 06:10
mega weird
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October 31st, 2010 - 06:26
que tan estrano
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October 31st, 2010 - 07:06
things
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October 31st, 2010 - 07:43
I didn’t watch any of it….I figured somebody else could do that as I have a weak stomach. And from what I heard about it…seems I would have been hurling for a couple of hours, so I guess I dodged a bullet.
Cat Stevens is a douche (yes I know he has some fancy Islam name now but I’m too lazy to go find out to spell it) and the people at that rally I guess were blind to the hypocrisy of screaming for tolerance while at the same time cheering for the death of someone who ya know, wrote a freakin’ book.
But I will say…the “OMG A snake, Help a snake” flag, was funny.
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November 9th, 2010 - 22:22
HEY ALL! Did you hear about Obama’s 200 million a day trip??? that’s more than we spend in the afgan war per day…Wow! By the way…I also have a bridge I would love to sell you…really! you can trust me…I work with Fox news. Obviously u won’t post this, because you are sooooo “right” about everything eh?
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November 9th, 2010 - 22:25
and 200,000 americans that attended are wrong because???? all you “Fox Funded” idiots should really check facts, before you spit hate…you support Fox News, who supports terrorists organizations (check who the second biggest owner outside of ruperts family is…you bunch of sheep!
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November 9th, 2010 - 22:28
Fox News said to follow the money source funding the mosque and it will lead to terrorist?
We did and it lead to the Saudi Prince who is the second highest shareholder of Fox News.
(Question) So is Fox News trying to tell us that it (fox news) is funded by Terrorist?
dumbasses….you all should really stop sleeping with family members…really…your brain is much
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November 9th, 2010 - 22:31
didn’t we americans get rid of you racists in world war 2 ??? do we have to do this again?…oh well…
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November 9th, 2010 - 23:19
So where do you get the idea that you’re a smart American?
Jus’ sayin’
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