Buy RepubliCorp!
Thanks to the hot MoveOn chick from the future, we know that RepubliCorp is going to be enormous in the future. Sure, you could take away the message that oligarchs like MoveOn bankroller George Soros are bad people, or you could do the capitalistic thing and cash in, by purchasing shares of RepubliCorp right now. I realize that this is a long-term buy and hold strategy that may not suit everyone, but it's a sure thing.
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Sounds evil to me! So get in on the ground floor of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
Stomp the Vote!
This is the campaign that the blond-wigged stompee was trying to promote by getting a picture of Rand Paul, and yeah, it's MoveOn.org, but it's well done, and this chick is hot. Sorry, but not sending anyone to their site, because they will try to get your information. Not as bad as WhiteHouse.gov's cookies, but . . . . You can look here.
I just want to point out that 1) if you don't vote to get rid of the Proggie Scourge, nobody will be able to afford technology, and 2) if you don't vote Republican, this smokin' babe--almost as hot as Liz Stephans--is never born. Put that in your bong and smoke it, gentlemen.
Remember, though, that Phil Griffin's network doesn't play favorites.
A special message to Christian rock fans from Jerry Wilson, and go check out what Just Russ has done with his digs.
Not Particularly Reliable
Good thing NPR doesn't count on government monies:
NPR apologist Norah O'Donnell also tossed out the 1 percent to 3 percent range, and AP reporter Brett Zongker reported, "Federal grants provide less than 2 percent – or $3.3 million – of NPR's $166 million annual budget."
But almost one-quarter – 23 percent – of the money NPR gets comes from the taxpayers, meaning congressional chatter about defunding NPR over the Juan Williams firing could pose a serious threat to the organization.
Mark Browning, at The American Thinker, calculated NPR's taxpayer subsidy numbers based on figures publicly available on NPR's own website.
Look down the road and what do you see? Check out "Restoring the Republic: A Clear, Concise, and Colorful Blueprint for America’s Future"
Browning estimates that NPR's 900 member stations receive approximately 41 percent of their funding directly or indirectly from taxpayers, primarily through tax deductions, grants from government-funded universities, and direct grants by federal, state and local governments.
Just for old time's sake, here was the lowdown on NPR's top earners in 2008:
Josh Gerstein, a former reporter for ABC News and the New York Sun, blogged about how National Public Radio -- now laying off 64 employees and shutting down two programs -- has some perhaps surprising salary figures for a somewhat public media outlet:
NPR reported its five highest paid employees were:
1. Managing Editor Barbara Rehm, $383,139
2. All Things Considered host Robert Siegel [pictured], $350,288
3. Morning Edition host Renee Montagne, $332,160
4. Morning Edition host Steve Inskeep, $331,242
5. NPR afternoon programming director Richard L. Harris, $190,267.The most eye-catching salary ever reported on an NPR tax form is probably the $505,132 paid to broadcaster Bob Edwards in FY2004, the year he was ousted as host of Morning Edition, quit, and went to XM Radio. He hosted his last NPR show in April, five months before the end of the fiscal year, so the half-million dollar salary (presumably including some kind of severance) seems to have been for just seven months work....
So, while I think that Juan Williams' $2 million for 3 years is a lot for Fox to pay, it's not exactly outrageous, considering what some of the folks at NPR take in. In case you're wondering what public relations genius V-Schill makes, keep wondering:
Chastened by its experience with Stern [previous CEO who got $1.3 million severance], NPR did not offer Schiller an employment contract -- an unusual move at large nonprofits, and even at for-profit corporations, where contracts customarily guarantee payouts if the CEO and board of directors part ways. But NPR has had to tighten its belt. Facing a projected $8.5 million deficit in FY2010, it's eliminated 102 positions and currently employs 840. Staff, including NPR's senior VPs, have agreed to five days of unpaid furlough.
For the last two weeks of the fiscal year, Schiller and NPR's top management earned no payment; Schiller even cut her own salary, which amounts to two more unpaid weeks this year. NPR calls Schiller's working for free "an important step to take" to show solidarity with its unionized workforce.
Schiller, "arguably the nation's most powerful woman in media" per More magazine, has also worked at overhauling NPR. She has added new VPs of development and strategic operations, and its revamped Web site lets nonprofits post its archival footage free of charge.
NPR did not disclose Schiller's salary, but pays its top talent less than commercial media does. Steve Inskeep and Renee Montaigne, co-hosts of NPR's Morning Edition, each earn more than $300,000 a year, according to IRS filings provided by Guidestar. By comparison, Brian Williams, anchor of NBC Nightly News, earns roughly $6 million annually, according to The Boston Globe.
So, next time NPR lectures you on America's dependency on this or that, remember. And remember, too: Katie Couric loves you.
Rand Paul Supporter Stompee Monopolizes News Cycle
Here's Liberty Chick presenting the background on this paid MoveOn disaster.
Here's the story in Memeorandum. You'd think that it was a slow news day, yesterday, right?
She was well enough to appear on Olby. Didn't exactly look like she got a Gladney-style beatdown or got her finger bit off, but she's a cause celebre.
Given the hue and cry, you'd hardly know the extent of the complaints about voting irregularities, or that James O'Keefe caught a NJ union official bragging about a rigged election, or that it blew local newscasters' minds on the East coast, or that it caused Philly anchor Jeff Cole to melt down while interviewing O'Keefe, or that it was mentioned by Chris Christie yesterday (who is a whole pile of awesome, and, despite his size, pound for pound the most kickass politician in the country). You wouldn't know about the disgusting anti-Christian ad put out by a Proggie group in Minnesota. You wouldn't know the latest lies by candidates Sink and Jerry Brown, caught red-handed, or that Tea Party efforts to prevent voter fraud are scare tactics.
There's a lot of stuff you wouldn't know. And really, that's the point of the saturation. Be vigilant, GOTV, Be the Wave, make sure your Flip is charged, call, volunteer, give an old lady a ride and . . . punish our enemies.
SCANDAL in Governor’s Race!
The other day we got a campaign postcard from Leslie Petersen, a candidate for Governor. The card was designed (assuming by the big letters on the front) to highlight her stance "On Conservation, Hunting, & Fishing." It was pretty generic, as these things tend to be, trying to win over the outdoorsy/sportsmen voters. On the back of the card was this picture to drive home the point:
On the card this image was only about an inch and a half high. Not something you'd pay much attention to. At least, until my dad said, "But that's a walleye. And she has fly-fishing waders on. You don't fly fish for walleye. And who holds a fish by the tail?"
Then I looked at it. "She's not holding it by the tail--she's not holding it at all. There are no fingers going around the tail." Pause. "That's not even a real fish! That's a clipart fish just imposed on her hand!"
So I guess Leslie Petersen thinks the people of Wyoming are stupid...and we might be, though she is the one using the incorrect "insure" (should be "ensure") on her campaign materials.
But what do I know. I'm just a dumb hick. A dumb hick who won't be voting for Leslie Petersen or her fake fish.
Aqua Buddhism and the Kentucky Head Stomp
I myself am not an Aqua Buddhist, although some of my friends, including Iowahawk [correction: he is an Iowa Synod Aqua Nettist], have either dabbled in or seriously practiced Aqua Buddhism. Considering yesterday's dust-up at the Rand Paul rally, though, I think it's important that I do a little prophylactic blogging against the inevitable aspersions, especially as some lefties already have tried to associate Aqua Buddhism with misogyny.
To recap briefly, a MoveOn protester was tackled yesterday by a Rand Paul supporter at a rally when somebody decided that she appeared a little too anxious to approach the candidate. While she was on the ground, another Rand supporter stomped on her, or placed his foot on her, in an act of sheer stupidity. As Melissa Clouthier points out, some of the very same people who had nothing to say about the biting off of a Tea Party rally-goer's finger awhile back are up in arms, claiming that it demonstrates the violence of the right, etc. Odious Eric Boehlert accused Stacy McCain of being an apologist for violence and attempted to tie Breitbart to him.
It turns out that the woman who was tackled and stomped on was arrested a couple of months ago at a BP oil spill protest in Louisiana. The tackler and stomper have been identified, and the MoveOn stompee seems not to have been hurt.
I have no doubt that Breitbart and Stacy are more than capable of defending themselves from the vile slanders of Boehlert and company, who are, after all, paid to make shit up. The question is, who will speak up for the Aqua Buddhists?
It's not my intention to delve deeply into the tenets of Aqua Buddhism, regarding which I am not, at any rate, an expert. Instead, let me just present a couple of well-known episodes and principles from the Life of the Aqua Buddha.
1) While the Aqua Buddha was partial to women in tight-fitting swimsuits, he also said to his follower Rodney, "Let them wear what they want, dude. It's not worth arguing about."*
2) The Aqua Buddha married a woman five years his elder, noting, "She still rocks a bikini." A long passage in the Uxoriad concludes, "You might as well do what she tells you, right away, if you don't want your mellow harshed."
3) It is true that the Aqua Buddha and his followers considered conquering Ibiza, but after a few hits from the Sacred Bong, and listening to "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway," they decided it was "just too much work."
So, tune the h8ers out.
* From "The Book of Kevin, Mostly."
Star Wacker: The Series

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Premiering on Fox!
From the creators of 24, comes a series so gripping you won't be able to look away!
Randice Quaad is a fallen Hollywood star turned grifter, but when his celebrity friends start turning up dead, he gets the feeling it might be more than a rash of bad luck. The authorities think he's crazy. The tabloids mock him. Can he and his wife Uva stay one step ahead of the shadowy Star Wacker long enough for Quaad to discover his or her identity? It's only a matter of life or death.
Ad:
Voiceover: One man . . .
Judge: Therefore, we are returning you to the United States.
Quaad (restrained by bailiff): You can't do this to me!
Voiceover: One woman . . .
Uva (on cell phone): They're trying to kill Randice, dammit! You have to listen to me!
Voiceover: Only one way to go . . .
Randice (in driver's seat): Put your belt on. Onward and upward. (Turns key, races engine, squeals out)
Montage: Chase scenes, explosions, creepy text message, etc, coming faster and faster as music crescendos and . . . out)
Silence. Sound of dripping faucet. Uva walking slowly down hallway at night.
Uva (whispering, on verge of tears): Randice? Randice, is that you?
Turns corner into kitchen, silhouette of man with knife against refrigerator.
Return to montage.
Voiceover: The Boston Globe calls it "thrilling." The New York Post says "it's a joyride into terror." Time Out says "it will take your breath away."
Computer chat box pops up: I know where you are.
Typing: Who is this? [pause] [emoticon frowny]
Voiceover: Star Wacker. You'd better run.
Shocking! Canada To Drive Quaids Back Into Arms of Mysterious Canada-Avoiding “Star Wacker”?
Cruelty, thy name is Canada, eh?
"Where we are today is they are scheduled for an 'admissibility hearing' on Thursday," Melissa Anderson, spokeswoman for the Immigration and Refugee Board of Canada told E! News.
"The Canadian Border Services Agency, which is like your Homeland Security, believe the Quaids are not admissible to Canada. Possible reasons could be criminality outside of Canada or giving misinformation at the port of entry. If the BSA wins their case, they will get a removal order."
In other words, they could soon be somebody else's problem. Great.
Anderson added that the Quaids could even face the option of never being allowed into Canada again, pointing out that the Thursday hearing is not about refugee status, which is covered by privacy laws, but would not be addressed in a hearing of this kind, which will discuss the couple's ability to be in Canada at all. Anderson could not confirm whether they were in custody or had been released on the $20,000 combined bail.
However, an eyewitness at the hearing last Friday, tells E! News that the Quaids gave quite the performance in court.
"They wanted time to prepare for their hearing and said they left their evidence in their car," says the source. "It was interesting body language. He was mellow and subdued, while Evi, she was, like, vibrating. She burst into tears a few times and he put his arm around her."
Meanwhile, a Santa Barbara judge last Friday upped the couple's bail to $1 million for missing their last hearing with regard to the squatting case. When told of the news at the Canadian hearing, Evi insisted it was a typo, but there would be no problem getting the $20,000 wired from her mother while she and Randy were staying at the Sutton Place Hotel in Vancouver.
A woman who answered the phone at Sutton, though, said that no guests named Randy and Evi Quaid were booked there.
So, what do we know about the Star Wacker? (Or as prigs would have it, "Star Whacker"?)
* The Star Wacker has the capacity to make his murders appear to be deaths by misadventure.
* The Star Wacker preys mainly on stars who've had work recently, though not exclusively.
* The Star Wacker preys on celebrities whom the Quaids have met.
* The Star Wacker could travel to Thailand to murder David Carradine, but for some reason cannot operate in Canada.
Having followed somewhat closely the career of Randy and Evi Quaid, this blog no longer wonders why they don't just move to Old Blighty, where squatting is legal: obviously, the Star Wacker's territory extends to the UK.







