Charlie Sheen’s Replacement

7Mar/112

Charlie Sheen’s Replacement

Sure the February deficit was greater than all of 2007's combined, Jim Ensign's leaving the Senate under scandal and Alcee Hastings is getting sued in an ugly sexual harassment case, but all of that pales in comparison to the news that Charlie Sheen has had his contract terminated by Warner Bros.

Naturally, Twitter turned to the next question: who should replace Sheen in "Two and a Half Men"? A popular favorite was @pedlar7's idea--Rachel Maddow, but I think I have the answer.

ALF. He hasn't worked for awhile, he looks a little like Charlie, and he's plausibly a Vatican warlock ninja with tiger blood.

Explaining it is a simple matter, really: he was abducted by aliens and woke up that way. That should be enough verisimilitude for the little fuckers.

UPDATE: A better idea?

Dan Collins

Dan Collins is a dude who blogs. He used to blog elsewhere. Now he blogs here.

More Posts - Website

Filed under: Too Lazy to Categorize Leave a comment

Comments (2) Trackbacks (2) ( subscribe to comments on this post )

jefferson101
March 7th, 2011 - 19:54

Oh, please!

Alf has three times the charisma that Carlos Irwin Estevez ever had.

Time to revive “Mork From Ork” as the new alien implant for Charley? I’ll be missing Mindy, but that’s the breaks.

Charley Sheen? “Ar-Ar-Ar!!!! Humor!!”

I get to see train-wrecks every day, among people I know. I don’t give a flying flip about Charley Sheen’s. There are real things going on in the world, and we could look at them instead of Charley. (Have you bought any Gasoline lately?)

Some things impact my world, and some things, or people, don’t. I’ve got July 11 2012 in the Dead Pool. That dude is toast. He’s not up to Keith Richards status. He cannot survive that lifestyle.

Like or Dislike: 0 0
( REPLY )
Charles
March 7th, 2011 - 22:42

Seems unlikely as I’m pretty sure ALF is on heroin. I have my own theory about who will or what replace Charlie Sheen…

Like or Dislike: 0 0
( REPLY )