I Was at Lunch!

And if I wasn’t, she wanted it.

Dominique, nique, nique, o’er the world he jets along,
And demonstrates his schlong.
Never asking for permission,
He is all about coition
He is all. about. coition.

UPDATE: Carolyn Tackett has something substantive to say on the matter. I saw the intro to Ben Stein’s piece on my reader, yesterday, and decided I wasn’t going to read it at all.

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5 Responses to I Was at Lunch!

  1. Carol says:

    Good one, Dan.

    Linked.

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  2. guinsPen says:

    She popped right into my head, too.

    At a time when Obama
    Over ‘Merka was the King,
    Dominique was in a penthouse
    [Garbling] maids like anything.

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  3. Bob Reed says:

    Hah! That’s hilarious Dan. I remember this tune well from my youth.

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy; imagine, a bastion of socailism living in the decadent luxury of a 3 grand a night suite, forcing maids to smoke his cigar.

    What a way to treat the proles! a champion of the little man, but the little women? Not so much it seems :)

    “Le Scambo” Sarkozy may benefit the most from this whole affair.

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  4. Bob Belvedere says:

    It gets even better: the woman, it seems likely, had AIDS: see my post: The Right Of The Feudal Lord

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