POWIP Piece of Work In Progress – Former Abode of Dan Collins

21Jun/114

How can you tell it’s the first day of summer?

Well, by the calendar, of course, and all of the usual hallmarks; like snow in Colorado?!?

The calendar says summer starts tomorrow in the Northern Hemisphere. The snow falling in the mountains of Colorado tells a different story.

A storm that has prompted a tornado watch across Nebraska and Kansas today also left 2 to 4 inches of snow in the Rocky Mountains, said Joe Ramey, a weather service meteorologist in Grand Junction, Colorado.

Ramey said the snow won’t mean ski slopes will be able to reopen. The snow is in patches, he said.

He also said we could all point fingers at La Nina, you know, if we h8terz and needed to assign blame.  I knew Coloradans should have heeded Tom Tancredo's warning about illegal immigrants :)

Seriously though, when I think of summertime I think of bucolic images like wheat rippling in a gentle warm breeze, afternoons spent in outdoor pursuits like baseball or softball, or halcyon memories of the seaside as a youth. But none of my memories of summer here in the US ever included snow.  Of course, that could be a function of my provincialism...

You realize, of course, that this phenomenon is all due to global warming.  Or, you know, alternatively you can fall back on the old standby of blaming Bush.

But don't any of you h8ting wingnutz curse La Nina, because that would be, well, you know...

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16Jun/112

Thursday Night Chubby Chase

For Stacy:

Meh, he's in Minneapolis. He would have been better off in Milwaukee.

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16Jun/111

Prayer Request to POWIP Faithful

Rob Spiering could use our prayers. His family and friends as well.

Let's overwhelm him with our strangerly love and petitions to our Creator.

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16Jun/119

Disintegration

Pop would often say (when I was a young Root), "These things that we know beyond what is inherently known to us imbued by the Creator - the knowledge passed from one generation to the next is a treasure - the cumulative wisdom of the lives of those who came before us". Or some such. His argument was that only a fool would rely on his own experiential knowledge. He would lament the concept of a "self-made man" - to him this fiction was the height of arrogance and pride. So, a man who would say such a thing, in Pop's estimation, was a self-made fool. But he was (and is) olde school that way.

As I have grown older and older still, I have come to appreciate Pop's opinion on the matter more and more.

I am saddened by what I see, of course. Not unlike many of my fellow countrymen, I too fear that there are great swaths of people among us (all infused with the knowledge of good and evil in their hearts) who have no treasure from which to draw, no compass to refer to, no default script on which to depend in these most interesting times. These individuals born as dignified creatures, God's most prized creation among all of His Creation... these Human Beings intended to achieve beyond the Angelic Choirs... have been betrayed. It is true. But they have not been betrayed by "Society" - they have been betrayed by their very own predecessors. And while Society may have a level of obligation toward these, the least among us, it is fair to discuss why a man's unfulfilled obligations to his children is so very morally reprehensible.

One need only read the stories about abandoned babies, children living in condemned homes of filth, children being beaten to death, infants being shaken and smothered, and the wholesale abuse of children in every conceivable manner to realize that there is something more than financial need in the world. This is to say that money is a salve for pocketbooks. What does it do, really, to alleviate a Human condition so destitute and laid bare that none can make an actual account of the deficit? Even a dumb animal needs for food. We are more than animals. It is fair to use the term "Morally Bankrupt", but it begs the question: how can one be bankrupt when one inherited  no estate to begin with?

This is neither the first or the last generation to lament its inability to reconcile what it sees with its own eyes to the romance of bygone days and the real expectations it is seeing dashed upon the rocks day-by-day. I am old enough to remember a very different country. And I am still young.

Our family lives in the burbs. Most local atrocities still occur 25 or so minutes away.  Nevertheless, the Cancer is spreading. And by that I am not speaking in code. I am not even talking about inner-city, Black Human People moving out in this direction. Nope. I am talking about the truly disenfranchised. The fatherless children. The children being raised in broken homes. The children being raised by another mom or dad... or no mom or dad, or moms and dads that really don't have time for them. In what manner can a father pass along the wisdom that is the child's rightful inheritance if he is not there to do it? Or will not do it? Or is not permitted to do it? Perhaps worse; how is a man who was not entrusted with an inheritance to begin with supposed to pass along what he does not himself possess?

I fear we really have entered into a phase of the American Story from which we cannot recover. Father is a caricature. Mother is a MILF. Daughter is raw material for future issues of Playboy and Penthouse, and son is raw material for someone else's pension. Husband is a relative term and wife is diminished.

I am not suggesting that any reasonable Person is innocent due to circumstance. Not at all. What I am suggesting is that perhaps there is something to the tried and true approach to living. I know I may sound backward-looking, but Father, Mother, Sons, Daughters - a so-called "Traditional Family" means a hell of a lot more than Daddy and Mommy having sex without people getting all judgey about it. I know it's not exotic... it's not "progressive"... it is sort of melba toast in the eyes of Those Who Know Better... but really maybe, just maybe there's something to it.

Even so, so much is lost already. For Age and a Day, commentators have longed that this library hadn't burned... that this painting had not been destroyed... have trembled in fear that this work or that work seems lost forever. And it is reasonable to cry over these things. No?

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12Jun/111

Curious Thought for Sunday

h/t TW - from discussion at local tap.

What if so-called "Dark Matter" is actually unrealized potentialities (that is, a store of unrealized (as of yet) outcomes)?

From Wikipedia (whose accuracy is Settled Science, doncha know.)

In astronomy and cosmology, dark matter is matter that is inferred to exist from gravitational effects on visible matter and background radiation, but is undetectable by emitted or scattered electromagnetic radiation.[1] Its existence was hypothesized to account for discrepancies between calculations of the mass of galaxies, clusters of galaxies and the entire universe made through dynamical and general relativistic means, and calculations based on the mass of the visible "luminous" matter these objects contain: stars and the gas and dust of the interstellar and intergalactic medium. It is probably cold and if so, probably weakly interacting massive particles[2][3] or many primordial intermediate mass black holes between 30 and 300,000 solar masses,[4][5] or both.

Erm... potentially related

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10Jun/116

Incendiary Thought of the Day

Were the 9-11 hijackers frustrated gay Muslims with no "legitimate" manner in which to participate productively in Muslim society?

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6Jun/117

Next Question, Please… How Many Pedos to Fill the Congressional Hall?

If the Pavre Weiner is found to have sent such images to underage women Teenage Girls - which, I will say right this moment, he will invariably be found to have done... THEN and only THEN will we really know why this Doucebag doesn't want the Authorities investigating anything.

My guess his "private investigators" is more likely an "online reputation management firm" - attempting to disinfect the intratubes.

It's coming. Money on it. For the record.

I say this, as a man who makes these sorts of... erm... substantial moral lapses in judgment... cannot be said to have any qualms - or abide anything so arbitrary as say the age of consent.

My thoughts now turn to his poor wife. WTF was this turd thinking?

I don't think this is going to end well for him.

I think this is where this unfortunate episode is heading.

CHEAP TRICK weighs in...

Next Position Please

Words and music by rick nielsen

People all over the world

They get up they get down

They get in they get out

They get pushed, they go back

Start all over again

Till they get to the end

I'm from a small town

Had a poor family

Mama was sick, papa worked the factory

I led a rich life

Never had to work hard

House in the country

Horses in my backyard

Next position please

Do i have to get down on my knees

Next position please

I'm in a hurry, so hurry please

Read between the lines

Learn a new message

Read the latest book

It's a new twist

Be the first one to have a new ideal

You'll never get bored with mirrors on the ceiling

Next position please

Do i have to get down on my knees

Next position please

I'm in a hurry, so hurry please

People all over the world

They get up they get down

They get in they get out

They get pushed, they go back

Start all over again

Till they get to the end

I wanna move up within the company

I can do better with an opportunity

Why don't they use me instead of abuse me?

I'm ten out of ten, not some whore in some movie

I wanna be the biggest gun in the world

I wanna see the tits on every girl

Next position please

You have to get down on your knees

Next position please

I'm in a hurry, so hurry please

(repeat to coda)

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He's a Whore

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5Jun/115

My Suspicion as to the Real Motivations Behind The San Fran “Circumcision Question”

With apologies to Dan for burying his more thoughtful post downpage.

1) Homosexuality - one mustn't maim young boys in this manner - if we can spare just one future gay possible lover/partner man from not being able to enjoy the base pleasure of "docking" - just one - he will be able to attain the penultimate in sexual disfigurement of his soul! The more, the merrier! Please, please, please turn my Cross into a Lifestyle!

2) Religion - Jews gave us Christianity! Bastards! Christians with their insistence on that damnable heterosexual orthodoxy. Christians with their refusal to see that human life is a resource belonging to Society! Jews and Christians with their insistence that there is some Creator God that deserves to be worshiped and expects Mankind to attain ever higher towards Perfection and further away from the basest and most animalistic desires! He gave us penises, after all: and that reason has nothing to do with procreation... but rather everything to do with blowing wads all over everything with complete abandon in whatever form of ejaculatory expression the human mind can conceive of. Our penises will not be oppressed! Our jyzz must be liberated and "splattered all over... Manhattan".

3) Pride - look at me! I am irreverent and offensive, daddy! I know better... about... everything! Nothing is sacrosanct. Nothing is sacred. Nothing is larger than me and my climax! Meat... must... be... satisfied!

4) Equivalence - It is no different than cutting the clitoris from a Muslim girl! Except, this regards boys and men... Girls, schmirls... I must have my unadulterated penis! Teh Docking!

5) Jews! JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!

6) Did I mention those dirty JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS?

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3Jun/119

Some SchadenFriday™ considerations

Dan, and friends of POWIP around the interwebz, have done a stand-up job this past week keeping up with all of the developments in "Weiner-gate" as they've, ahem, popped up.  I really don't have anything of substance to add, save for linking this story out today that points to an interesting evolution in the narrative:

"Weinergate" has put a Seattle college cutie through the wringer -- jeopardizing her academic dreams, embarrassing her family and shattering her privacy.

"I'm just collateral damage," Gennette Cordova, 21, lamented in explaining how her world was turned upside-down when she wound up on the receiving end of a lewd, underwear-clad crotch shot sent from Rep. Anthony Weiner's Twitter account.

"I just want this to be over," she told The Post yesterday during an exclusive photo shoot and interview near her Bellingham, Wash., college campus.

Cordova thinks the package-hugging picture -- which Weiner "can't say with certitude" isn't his -- was meant for somebody else and landed in her Twitter account by mistake.

Until recently, the congressman also followed stripper and porn actress Ginger Lee, 28, who openly gushes about her "Mr. Sexy Congressman" on social-network sites.

"Her name is Ginger -- it makes sense he might have mixed us up," Cordova said, noting that two of the first three letters of their names are the same.

Maybe Ms. Cordova is on to something; perhaps she has unwittingly answered a lot of questions regarding timing, motive, etc. Who can really be sure.  But this tidbit may extend the life of the story for a few more delicious days at least.  Or should I more aptly say, Extenze™ ...

[UPDATE]: Dude! ACE is blowing this wide open with a barn-burner regarding the very same Ms. Ginger Lee that Ms. Cordova referred to.  Seems that he has links to evidence that Ginger was accustomed to Twitter direct messages from Congressman Weiner, and also rather, how shall I say, friendly in her demeanor...

Oh, and speaking of tools, John Edwards? Dan already got to that as well, so 'nuff said...

Also today comes the news of the passing of Jack Kevorkian, the infamous Dr. of Death, at 83. Many adjectives have been used to describe the assisted suicide advocate, but it's interesting to note the details of his own passing:

His attorney, Mayer Morganroth, said it appears Kevorkian suffered a pulmonary thrombosis when a blood clot from his leg broke free and lodged in his heart. With Kevorkian was his niece Ava Janus and Morganroth.

“It was peaceful, he didn’t feel a thing,” Morganroth said.

Well, at least not yet...How ironic, that a man who helped others end their lives prematurely, in the opinion of many, chose to live out his own completely.  For his sake, I pray that he made his piece with God before the end.  Our pal Jeff Goldstein at Protein Wisdom captured that thought in a whimsical post that ponders possible choices for his last words:

“This Jesus guy. He’s supposed to be, like, totally forgiving, right?”

Indeed He is Dr. I hope that you contritely asked for some of His boundless mercy in the end, otherwise, you got spme 'splainin' to do...

And finally, perhaps the most Shaden-filled, is a story from the UK's Daily Mail with a new detail regarding the death of Osama bin Laden:

Was Osama bin Laden shot with a bullet soaked in pork fat, denying him a place in paradise?

Yes, if one rather shady website, that peddles gun oil containing liquefied pig fat, is to be believed.

The makers of Silver Bullet Gun Oil claim it contains 13 per cent USDA liquefied pig fat thus making the product 'a highly effective counter-Islamic terrorist force multiplier.'

The website also notes its customers include members of the U.S. military.

Now far be it from me to be so culturally insensitive to suggest that this product is knowingly used for the reasons alluded to by the manufacturer, but, I mean, it does tickle the little grey cells, non?  And just for the record, I personally don't think ObL is hanging with 72 virgins celebrating his jihadi exploits versus the infidels.  Hanging? Maybe...

Let's just say I'm thinking it might be a little hot where he is, if you know what I mean ;)

So there you have it.  Thoughts?  Impressions? Quips? Have at it.

As a final note I'd just like to say that there are real persons associated with each of these stories, families, friends, those unintentionally involved.  It is my sincere hope that any suffering they're experiencing end immediately, or as soon as possible.  And I also am truly praying that both Jack Kevorkian and Osama bin Laden made their peace with the Lord before exiting our realm of existence and moving on to the next; to not have would portend an unbearable fate.  I also pray that Mr. Weiner see the error of his ways, embrace the truth, and make amends for this entire episode.

(Image courtesy of The Political Carnival)

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2Jun/111

The Bitch is Back

I know, I know... I Enoch_Root am a racist... or at least half-racist.

In other news: ugh.

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